And then everyone you love dies
All the shades of Benedict Cumberbatch’s eyes
At first, I thought this was an outer space gif.
And then I was like
…
Oh, wait.
They’re basically the same thing.
DAMN YOU.
HOLY MOTHER
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DON’T GET A SERIES 3 FAST ENOUGH
WE GO ALL STALKER ON YOUR EYE BALLS
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Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
Time to update my vocabulary.
omg i know like all of these from history class
Fucking awesome. Just another reason I love history!
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doctor who meme ♣ eight planets/times; arles with vincent van gogh
We’re so lucky we’re still alive to see this beautiful world. Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there! Lights are blue. And blue in through the blueness, and the blackness, the winds swirling through the air… and then shining. Burning, bursting through! The stars, can you see how they roll their light? Everywhere we look, complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes.
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Post order. You’re doing it right.
YES OMG PERFECT
even the that tag is perfect.
What if Loki actually died in the Avengers.
Thor’s hand trembled as he reached out to touch the arm of his fallen brother, still laying where he had been crushed into the concrete floor. A ragged breath escaped Loki’s lips, and his eyes slowly opened, searching, trying to focus on the figure hovering over him.
“Brother, you will live,” Thor commanded, his grip tightening on the Loki’s arm as his consciousness began to fade once more.
“For what?” Loki whispered, his brow furrowing as he closed his eyes. “I lack the conviction …to do it.”
Thor shook him awake again. “I will not live out the rest of my days without my brother!”
Loki’s eyes fluttered open and his mouth twisted into a sad smile. “Do you remember that great winter…in Asgard…when we were younger…that ridiculous fort you built of snow?”
Thor chuckled as he tried to swallow back the tears. “The one you laid siege to with an army consisting entirely of yourself?”
“Oh yes. How angry you were at me!”
“It was unfair, Loki. You cheated.”
“It was an ugly snow fortress. Completely unworthy of Asgard.”
“Then I suppose you must now return with me and build a proper one.”
“No, brother.” Loki’s smile faded.
Thor swallowed hard again, then said in a small voice, “Who will I have to play tricks on me? Who will tell me jokes and plan mischief in the nine realms? Who will I have now?”
Loki only blinked, his tearful eyes fixed on Thor, and sighed a last breath.
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Domestic Avengers; in which Clint really fucks up and sends Steve as the go between.
(Source: resident-vamp)
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No one ever seems to listens to Lestrade…
omg
Oh god… why am I laughing?
poor baby
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